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Penalty for private use. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Check with your
doctor immediately if you think that you may be pregnant. Do not write below this
line. Falling rock zone. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your canceled check is your
receipt. Add toner. Place stamp here. Avoid contact with skin. Just add water. No passes.
Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each item is properly stowed. Slightly higher
west of the Mississippi. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of
dog. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time
offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery. You must be present to win. Call now for
your prize winnings. No passes accepted for this engagement. No purchase necessary.
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occur. Use only in a well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flames. Don't play
on or around. Replace with same type. Approved for veterans. Booths for two or more.
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or mutilate. No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop. Package
sold by weight, not volume. Your mileage may vary. This article does not reflect the
thoughts or opinions of either myself, my company, my friends, or my late pet
iguana Earl. Caution, wide turns. Don't quote me on that; I'll deny I said it. All rights
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immediate medical attention. Close cover before striking match. Watch for trains.
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Feed The Animals. May contain peanuts or milk products. Do not immerse in
water. All employees must wash hands before returning to work. Caution: this
locomotive may start at any time. Avoid contact with food and food utensils. Do
not store or use near heat, sparks or open flame. Insert in orifice only for which
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May conduct electricity; never place directly on electrical equipment. Harmful
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your destination. Wait until your father gets home. You must be this tall to enter
this ride. If blurred vision occurs, flush eyes with water. Don’t make me stop
this car. Do not place head through towel loop. No lifeguard on duty. Contents
may explode if heated. Door must remain unlocked during business hours. Wear
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